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In order to pick out priestly cloaks among the March 15th celebrators, Cal looked through a colorful lensed instrument. His buddy Clyde puts up with this behavior.

To cull ides copes, Cal eyed a scoped kaleidoscope. Clyde does cope.

Female singer Dua journeys to the islands of massive turtles in order to overtake a webby-walking water bird in a race.

Gal Lipa goes to Galapagos to lap a goose.

Dad's dad is going to trim off the skin of a sizable couple of bell-shaped fruit picked in the outskirts of Bremen, Germany.

Granpère's gon' pare gran pairs o' Grohn pears.

At 12 am, a sickly but stout rodent naval cadet, carrying a filled half pint of ale, encountered a corrupt, carnivorous hamlet from Chaucer's time.

Mid eve, ill middy vole, middy full, met evil medieval meaty ville.

Is a certain Stranger Things actress acquainted with an Italian grandma from Wyoming who drinks cheap wine in excess? She is not.

Winona know a WY Nonna wino? Nah.

Middle eastern freeholders of small landed estates incessantly chat about the future yield of their crop of starchy tubers.

Yeah man, Yemen's yeomans yammer yam omens.

A deer-like mammal has permission to inform Leo XIV that the sweet melon isn't allowed to run away with its lover.

Antelope can tell Pope cantaloupe can't elope.